miércoles, 17 de junio de 2020

salsa cookies parody 2018

5 comentarios:

  1. Gopher Tuna!
    Bring more Tuna!
    Statue of a big dog with fleas

    Some men like cheese…
    Hot temperate cheese
    Green chalk can taste like hippies
    You caught two rocks?
    Pet two cool rats
    you don’t get cheese or chicken

    Play chess all day…
    Hold his sock tip
    She sold me good, hot chicken
    Saucy hot peas
    Get me cod, please
    Rock talk to boy who believes

    Suck juice from moose
    Fun, handsome goose
    cement pizza? Noobie, please!
    Open bra top…
    get him locked up
    Leaky Aquariataries
    Look there! Fruit Loop!
    Don’t sue YouTube…
    they wrote teh dictionary

    Salsa Cookies! Windmill Cookies!
    They gave you gonorrhea
    This octopus!
    Let’s give him boots!
    send him to North Korea!
    Ow, paper cut! Sand paper, ahh!
    Potato soup and Chicken!
    Go taste the dip!
    It’s made with cool whip!
    Make room for aaaaAAAaaaa piece of Lovely Cake.

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  2. Gopher tuna!!
    Bring more tuna!!
    Statue of big dog with fleas!
    Some men like cheese
    Hot temperate cheese
    Green chalk can taste like
    HIPPIES
    You caught two rocks
    Pet two cool rats
    You don’t get cheese or chicken
    Play chess all day
    Hold his sock tip
    She sold me good hot chicken
    Saucy hot peas
    Get me COD please
    Rock talk to boy who believes
    Suck juice from moose
    Fun handsome goose
    Cement pizza noobie please!
    Open bra top
    Get him locked up
    Leaky aquaritaries
    Look there, fruit loop
    Don’t sue Youtube!
    They wrote the dictionary
    Salsa cookies
    Windmill Cookies
    They gave you gonorrhea
    This octopus
    Let’s give him boots
    Send him to North Korea
    Ow, paper cut
    Sandpaper, aah!
    Potato soup and chicken
    Go taste the dip
    Made with cool whip
    Make room for
    Aaaaaaaaah
    Piece of lovely cake!

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  3. O Fortune,
    variable
    as the moon,
    always dost thou
    wax and wane.
    Detestable life,
    first dost thou mistreat us,
    and then, whimsically,
    thou heedest our desires.
    As the sun melts the ice,
    so dost thou dissolve
    both poverty and power.

    Monstrous
    and empty fate,
    thou, turning wheel,
    art mean,
    voiding
    good health at thy will.
    Veiled
    in obscurity,
    thou dost attack
    me also.
    To thy cruel pleasure
    I bare my back.
    Thou dost withdraw
    my health and virtue;
    thou dost threaten
    my emotion
    and weakness
    with torture.
    At this hour,
    therefore, let us
    pluck the strings without
    delay.
    Let us mourn together,
    for fate crushes the brave.

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  4. O Fortuna
    velut luna,
    statu variabilis,
    semper crescis
    aut decrescis;
    vita detestabilis
    nunc obdurat
    et tunc curat
    ludo mentis aciem,
    egestatem,
    potestatem
    dissolvit ut glaciem.

    Sors immanis
    et inanis,
    rota tu volubilis,
    status malus,
    vana salus
    sempre dissolubilis,
    obumbrata
    et velata
    michi quoque niteris;
    nunc per ludum
    dorsum nudum
    fero tui sceleris.

    Sors salutis
    et virtutis
    michi nunc contraria,
    est afectus
    et defectus
    sempre in angaria.
    Hac en hora
    sine mora
    corde pulsum tangite;
    quod per sortem
    sternit fortem,
    mecum omnes plangite!

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  5. Oh fortuna
    Como la luna,
    cambiable,
    siempre creciendo
    y menguando;
    vida odiosa
    ahora es duro
    y luego calma
    en un capricho;
    pobreza,
    poder
    como el hielo

    Destino
    y vacio;
    rueda giratoria
    mal estado,
    salud
    se desvanece
    eclipsado
    y secretamente
    tú también me plagas;
    ahora a través del juego
    Mi desnudo
    calvata

    Cuando la salud
    y poder
    ahora no;
    el veterinario
    y discapacidades
    siempre de servicio.
    Con esto agregado a la hora de
    sin retraso
    arrancar las cuerdas;
    Porque el destino
    todos lloran
    ¡yo!

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